KEEP IT GREASEY LYRICS, FRANK ZAPPA Lyrics:

KEEP IT GREASEY LYRICS, FRANK ZAPPA Lyrics:

CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . Poor Joe. He’s getting tired of
bending over . . . but we tried to warn him . . . didn’t we? Okay,
Joe . . . you asked for it . . . here comes The Big One . . .

JOE:
(Annointing himself as he sings)

Keep it greasey so it’ll go down easy
Keep it greasey so it’ll go down easy
Keep it greasey so it’ll go down easy

MANX:

Roll it over ‘n grease it down
I’ll drive you through the heart of town

JOE (who is still wearing his housewife costume from when he first picked
up SY BORG in The Closet) adjusts his little apron to a more advantageous
position and sings . . .

JOE:

Hey, the good women, they sure has it tough
The good men, well there ain’t enough
All the good girls are lookin’ all the time
Good men is something that they can’t find
‘Cause if they find one miraculously
They try to be as lovin’ as they can be
‘Cause if they find one and let him go
Chances are they might not ever find one no mo’
Keep it greasey so it’ll go down easy
Keep it greasey so it’ll go down easy
Keep it greasey so it’ll go down easy

MANX:

Roll it over ‘n grease it down
I’ll drive you through the heart of town

JOE:

A girl don’t need
No fancy grease
To get herslef
Some rump release
Any kind
Of lube’ll do
Maybe from another part of you
Lube from the North
Lube from the South
Take a little slobber
From the side of your mouth
Roll it over
Grease it down
Here come that crazy
Screamin’ sound . . .
Keep it greasey so it’ll go down easy
Keep it greasey so it’ll go down easy
Keep it greasey so it’ll go down easy
Roll it over ‘ grease it down, down, down
Grease it down . . .
Oh no! Here comes that screamin’ sound again . . .

And sure enough the walls of the prison did reverberate with all sorts of
screamin’ sounds as lawyers and execs and promo personages all decide to
jump on JOE for a spectacular high speed gang-bang leading to . . .

 

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