SY BORG LYRICS, FRANK ZAPPA Lyrics:

SY BORG LYRICS, FRANK ZAPPA Lyrics:
CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . Joe and his date are going back to
the apartment to have a little party . . .

JOE:

Sy Borg
Gimme dat, gimme dat
Sy Borg
Gimme dat, give me the chromium leg.
I beg
Sy Borg
Gimme dat, give me the chromium leg.
Little wires, pliers, tires
They turn me on
Maybe I’m crazy
Maybe I’m crazy
Maybe I’m crazy
mon . . .

Stroking several of SY’s gleaming appendages, JOE continues . . .

Gee, Sy
This is a real groovy apartment
You’ve got here

SY BORG:

All government sponsored recreational services are clean and efficient

JOE:

This is exciting
I never plooked
A tiny chrome-plated machine
That looks like a magical pig
With marital aids stuck all over it
Such as yourself before

SY BORG:

You’ll love it
It’s a way of life

JOE:

Does that mean later
You’ll plook me . . .

SY BORG:

If you wish, we may have a groovy orgy

JOE:

Just me and you?

SY BORG:

I share this apartment
With a modified
Gay Bob doll
He goes all the way . . .
Every try oral sex with a miniature rubberized homo-replica?

JOE:

No, ah, not yet
Ah, is this him?

SY BORG:

This is him
Your wish is his command
He likes you
He wants to kiss you always
Just tell him what you want

JOE:

Really?
Hi, little guy
Think I might get a tiny, but exciting
Blow . . . job . . .
Gimme dat, gimme dat
Bow job . . .
Gimme dat, give me de chromium cob

SY BORG:

Bend over

JOE:

Gay Bob
Blow job
Gimme dat, gimme dat
Blow job
Gimme dat, give me
De chromium cob

SY BORG:

You’ll love it!
It looks just like a Telefunken U-47

JOE:

Little leather cap and trousers
They look so gay
Warren just
Bought some
Warren just
Bought some
Warren just
Bought some
Hey . . .

SY BORG:

Bob is tired
Plook me now
You savage rascal
Ehhh! That tickles
You are a fun person
I like you
I want to kiss you always

JOE:

Gee, this is great
How’s about some bondage and humiliation?

SY BORG:

Anything you say, master

JOE:

Oh no, I don’t believe it
You’re way more fun than Mary . . .

SY BORG:

You’re plooking too hard . . .

JOE:

And cleaner than Lucille . . .

SY BORG:

Plooking on me . . .

JOE:

What have I been missing
All these years?

SY BORG:

Too hard

JOE:

Sy . . .

SY BORG:

Too hard

JOE:

Sy . . .

SY BORG:

Plooking too hard on me-e-e-e-e . . .

JOE:

Speak to me
Oh no . . .
The golden shower must have shorted out
His master circuit
He’s, he’s on my God
I must have plooked him . . .
Hey
To death . . .
Hey

CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . You have just destroyed one model
XQJ-37 Nuclear-powere Pan-sexual Roto-plooker. And you’re gonna have to
pay for it! So give up, you haven’t got a chance

JOE:

But I . . .
I, I, I, I . . .
I can’t pay
I gave all my money
To some kinda groovy religious guy
Two songs ago . . .

CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:

Come on out son . . .
Between the two of us
We’ll find a way to
Work it out

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